3 Inch Dog Ate My Missus [The Sunday Sport]

Aliens Wrote the Constitution [Sun]

Baby Adopted By Ants [Sun]

Bodybuilder Explodes [Sun]

Bulls Sued For "Cow-Towing" [Capital Times]

Cabbage-patch Dolls are being possessed by the Devil

Cannibal Singing Sensation [Weekly World News]

Chinese Protest Mushrooms [Columbia Journalism Review, the publishers of "Squad Help Dog Bite Victim"]

Colonel Qaddafi Hooked On Three Stooges [Weekly World News]

Doctor Freezes Dead Fiancee [News Extra]

Dolls In the Slammer [Sun]

Doomed Cannibals Ate Aids Victim [Weekly World News]

Dwarf Rapes Nun; Flees In Ufo [Arnold Sawislak Novel]

Earth Is A Giant Egg [Sun]

Fan Swallows Remote [Sun] (Man Swallowed Remote Control And Changes Channels By Hiccuping)

Fergie's Baby Is Ufo Target [Weekly World News]

Former Nun Jilts Husband For Lesbian Lover [Sydney Dailey Mirror]

Her Son Is A Werewolf [News Extra]

Hitler Was A Woman! [Weekly World News]

Khomeini Hooked On "Have Gun Will Travel" [Weekly World News]

Man Weds 20 Women In One Year [National Examiner]

Mom Trades Twins For Lottery Ticket [National Examiner]

No. 67 Bus Found On Far Side Of Moon [The Sunday Sport, And A Week Later...]

No. 67 Bus Mysteriously Vanishes From Far Side Of Moon [The Sunday Sport]

Nurse Saves Dying Alien Aboard Ufo [Sun]

Pint-Sized Falwell Suspended [Newsday]

Plumber Goes Down the Toilet [Sun]

Pope Arrested in Pizza Case [Durham (N.C.) Morning Herald -- a "real" newspaper -- the arrestee was James Pope]

Quadriplegic Shot Wife With Teeth [Pensacola Florida News Journal]

Ravioli Worker Rolls In Dough [New York Times]

Real Life "Shop Of Horrors" [Weekly World News] (Woman Eaten By Plant)

Roaches Take Over New York City Bus [Boston Globe]

Russia Clones 600 Hitlers! [Weekly World News]

South Ravaged By Werewolves [National Examiner]

Space Alien Cures Teen's Acne [Sun]

Surgeon Ready For Human Head Transplant [News Extra]

Tammy Faye's Devil Dog [Weekly World News]

Teenager "Cured" By Attempted Suicide [San Diego Tribune] 

Televangelists Are Alien Beings [Sun]

Transvestite Chess Champ [National Examiner]

Two-Toed E.T. Children [Sun]

Ufo Captain Stabs Pedestrian With Sword Of Light [The Midnight Examiner]

Ufo Found In Girl's Uterus [The Midnight Examiner]

Walking Catfish Eats Farmer [National Examiner]

Wife Sleeps With Dead Husband [Houston Post]

Wife Takes Life When Late With Lunch [San Francisco Chronicle]

Witch Doctor Shrinks Dicks [Weekly World News]

Woman Marries Space God [National Examiner]

World's Fattest Man Breaks Scale [Flint Journal]

The Chicken That Ate Chernobyl [Sun]

The Savage Throne [Province] (Woman's Intestines Sucked Out When Toilet Flushed)