Evil Genius Grad School Application

			 Statement of Purpose

My area of interest is very focused, though the fields of study
required to accomplish my career objective are extermely diverse. For
this reason, I am proposing a composite program of study, which will
be entitled Evil Genius Studies. The degree I am seeking is a doctoral
degree, Doctor of Pure Evil.

My most recent degree is Master of Applied Evil, which I received
from the State University of Transylvania, the largest accreditted
university in that country. My research at UTran focused on
subconscious manipulation of the masses through broadcast media. An
adaptation of my thesis, entitled "Class Violence For Fun and Profit,"
was published in the June 6, 1996 issue of "Evil Genius Review". Other
recent publications include:

"Mind Control Lasers, Water Supply Tainting, and Television: A
 Critical Comparison"  "Mass Manipulation Monthly", March, 1995.

"Use of Sub-dermal Implants for Small Scale Mind Control Applications"
"Middle East Regional Terrorism Quarterly", Winter 1994.

"A Distributed Approach to Informant Networks"  "Technical Journal of
the Secret Society Society", Oct. 31, 1994.

"A Mathematical Model for Growth of Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt in
First World Populations"  "Anarchistic American", April, 1994.


As a canditate for the DPE degree, I propose to complete the following
course of study, which I have designed based on the widely varying
demands placed upon the modern Evil Genius.


POLI 121 Toppling Foreign Governments
POLI 238 Election Rigging
POLI 241 Riots: Democracy Speaks Out
POLI 311 The Modern Fundamentalist Militia

ECON 415 Economic Comparison of Small Countries and Large Cartels

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