Statement of Purpose My area of interest is very focused, though the fields of study required to accomplish my career objective are extermely diverse. For this reason, I am proposing a composite program of study, which will be entitled Evil Genius Studies. The degree I am seeking is a doctoral degree, Doctor of Pure Evil. My most recent degree is Master of Applied Evil, which I received from the State University of Transylvania, the largest accreditted university in that country. My research at UTran focused on subconscious manipulation of the masses through broadcast media. An adaptation of my thesis, entitled "Class Violence For Fun and Profit," was published in the June 6, 1996 issue of "Evil Genius Review". Other recent publications include: "Mind Control Lasers, Water Supply Tainting, and Television: A Critical Comparison" "Mass Manipulation Monthly", March, 1995. "Use of Sub-dermal Implants for Small Scale Mind Control Applications" "Middle East Regional Terrorism Quarterly", Winter 1994. "A Distributed Approach to Informant Networks" "Technical Journal of the Secret Society Society", Oct. 31, 1994. "A Mathematical Model for Growth of Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt in First World Populations" "Anarchistic American", April, 1994. As a canditate for the DPE degree, I propose to complete the following course of study, which I have designed based on the widely varying demands placed upon the modern Evil Genius. POLI 121 Toppling Foreign Governments POLI 238 Election Rigging POLI 241 Riots: Democracy Speaks Out POLI 311 The Modern Fundamentalist Militia ECON 415 Economic Comparison of Small Countries and Large Cartels Back to Gallery of Funny Stories | Back to Gallery of Funny Stuff |
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