Cigar Fire Insurance?

This is one of those stories that seems too outrageous to be
possible, but that just make it true because who would make something
up that seems so implausible?

c/o Susan M. Thomas

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare,
very expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this ... fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars,
and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man
filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man
stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires."  The
insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the
man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued...  and
won.

In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a
policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against
fire, without defining what it considered to be unacceptable fire," it
was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss.  Rather than
endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company
accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare
cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed his check,
however, the insurance company had him arrested ... on 24 counts of
arson.

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case
being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of
intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive
one year terms.

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